But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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