And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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