My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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