3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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