Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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