Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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