If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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