Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So apparently I’m into choking now
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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