do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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