OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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