This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's the barista slut.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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