omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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