thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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