OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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