she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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