Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You're breaking my sexual little heart
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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