We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Damn victory sex feels great
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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