On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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