Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
