You surviving the open bar?
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I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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