Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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