I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Two words: nipple clamps
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