covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
