I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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