there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dignity is for republicans.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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