i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
