Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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