I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
