Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
FUCK WHALES
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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