i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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