It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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