And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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