we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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