At least make sure they are 18
Why
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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