why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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