Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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