Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He passed out mid-signature
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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