Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
