Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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