hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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