Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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