If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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