I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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