your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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