Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
high people should be assigned attendants
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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