there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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