Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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