Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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