Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
