I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
