which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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