everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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